dinsdag 12 oktober 2010

Facts about guys

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  • Guys always seek advice from Girls not Other Guys. Because most Guys think alike, if one of them is confused..they're all confused!
  • Guys are not mind readers, you have to   s p e l l   o u t   what you want before they get it.
  • No Guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
  • As stated, Guys love Sex best with out a condom but STDs are not Pokemons... you're NOT supposed to catch'em all.
  • Real men aren't perfect and Perfect men aren't real.
  • Two things a Guy cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love.
  • if a Guy calls you hot, fine or spanking he just wants to hook up.
  • When a Guy can't look you in the eyes, it's because he wants to say so much more. good or bad.
  • if a Guy randomly texts or calls you, he was thinking about you for the past 5 minutes.
  • Guys use the craziest lines to get girls into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute" What is she a microwave?
  • When a Guy hugs you while you're sleeping, at that moment, he's wishing you'd belong to him forever.
  • if Guys had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
  • Guys fear rejection, want attention, crave affection, and dream of perfection
  • the longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.
  • Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie.
  • If a Guy actually cries over a Girl, he really loves her.
  • If a Guy is staring at you with a smile, he's admitting to himself how beautiful you are.
  • when a Guy texts you back every time, he likes you.
  • Gay Guys hate the fact that most straight Guys think they like each one of them.. Frankly gay Guys have taste too! 
  • Guys don't like the words "Stop" "No" "Don't" unless there in this order "No, don't stop"
  • The perfect boyfriend doesn't drink, smoke, cheat or exist.
Muahahaha dat is een lekker begin.. 
Anyhow.. I hope You like it

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